和父親解釋討論終結(cloture)

version 1

你踢波,球場上你得七個,人地足十一個。你地明知攻唔入,迫和拿一分都好丫。於是,你們就在後場搓波,點知!踢踢下,對手話場波好悶,叫暫停。然後,球證判你地投降喎,輸 0-3。呢D波,點踢呀?

version 2

你踢波,球場上你得七個,人地足十一個。你地明知攻唔入,迫和拿一分都好丫。於是,你們就在後場搓波,點知!踢踢下,對手話場波好悶,出手剷傷你地一個球員。你地得番六個。球證係咁易俾張紅牌對家,然後,判你地唔夠球員,輸 0-3。呢D波,點踢呀?

番外篇:和老豆解釋建制派俾錢人示威

哦,好簡單,D球迷係個球會貼錢入去睇波,一定要支持果隊。你睇下邊D球迷係入去先換波衫,邊D係著住件波衫入場,就分到架喇。

仲有,依家呢場,建制派係主場,反對派係作客。無論球場、攝影棚、報紙,都係幫主場的。明未?

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